I.T.S.M.R. Incident Report Archive
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Description: This archive provides a central index of all documented memetic incidents and info-hazardous events investigated by the Institute. Review of these files requires appropriate cognitive shielding. Proceed with caution.
| Date |
Item # |
Alias |
Object Class |
Report Link |
| 25-AUG-2025 |
TS-UNS-666 |
"The ℕ-word" |
Keter |
View Report |
| 14-AUG-2025 |
TS-VUL-13 |
"Typefuckery Incident" |
Euclid |
View Report |
| 21-JUL-2025 |
TS-MLW-01 |
"The Scrupulous Shrimp" |
Thaumiel |
View Report |
| 17-JUL-2025 |
TS-INF-01 |
"The Bedrock Contagion" |
Apollyon |
View Report |
| 16-JUL-2025 |
TS-GG-69 |
"The Floating Boolean" |
Keter |
View Report |
| 14-JUL-2025 |
TS-UNIT-00 |
"The Great Stillness" |
Euclid |
View Report |
| 13-JUL-2025 |
TS-PTS-01 |
"The Lisp Condemnation" |
Keter |
View Report |
| 11-JUL-2025 |
TS-CLJ-1 |
"The Pragmatic Paradox" |
Euclid |
View Report |
| 08-JUL-2025 |
TS-CIC-1 |
"The Calculus Overdose" |
Keter |
View Report |
| 07-JUL-2025 |
TS-EX-88 |
"The Phoenix Broadcast" |
Keter |
View Report |
| 05-JUL-2025 |
TS-4C |
"Recursive Redirection" |
Keter |
View Report |
| 03-JUL-2025 |
TS-SP-01 |
"The Polymorphic Operative" |
Euclid |
View Report |
| 19-SEP-1995 |
TS-ARG-92 |
"The Homoiconic Manuscript" |
Keter |
View Report |
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ACCESS DENIED |
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