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I.T.S.M.R. Cognitive Assessment Protocol

MANDATORY DEPARTMENTAL ASSIGNMENT EVALUATION

Instructions: Rate each programming language on a scale from 1 to 7, where:

  • 1 = Severe Cognitohazard (Immediate threat to cognitive integrity)
  • 2 = High Risk (Significant memetic contamination potential)
  • 3 = Moderate Risk (Requires protective protocols)
  • 4 = Neutral (Neither protective nor hazardous)
  • 5 = Low Protection (Minimal cognitive shielding)
  • 6 = High Protection (Strong memetic defense capabilities)
  • 7 = Maximum Protection (Ideal for cognitive fortification)

Your responses will determine your optimal departmental assignment within the Institute.

NOTE: Language order is randomized for each assessment to prevent cognitive bias.

Programming Language 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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NOTICE: This assessment is mandatory for all new Institute personnel. Failure to complete may result in assignment to the JavaScript Containment Division. All 37 questions must be answered for valid departmental assignment.

MEMETIC COUNTERMEASURE: Language presentation order is randomized to prevent position bias and memorization-based gaming attempts.